Monday, May 23, 2011

Malaysia is in the Top 10 of the World

Number 10, to be exact.
In the list of the largest consumer of alcohol.

Mana paling sedap?

Yes, Malaysia, a Muslim country, is the 10th largest alcohol consumer in the world.
News Source

Just stating the facts here, as of 2010, the Chinese make up 26% of the population of Malaysia, and the Indians 7%.
That leaves the Bumiputras with around 65% of the population. Malays make up most of the bumiputras, as we all know (but im not really sure of the exact figure in %).




Naturally, Malays are usually Muslims. Islam.
And muslims cannot drink alcohol. Haram.

34% of the whole population is under the age of 15.
Kids don't drink. Wait, they don't right?




So.. i wonder. How did we make it into the top 10?
It's impossible for less than half of the population of the country (which means minus the Malays and kids) to drink so much to make us number 10.
Then who did it?

Must be [insert race]

Hmm.. i wonder.

I'm so proud of Malaysia. Malaysia boleh!

/sarcasm


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19 comments:

  1. MOMOCHANMay 23, 2011 at 3:10 PM

    10th largest alcohol comsumer??
    How can it be??
    Macam hmm ntah la kan..

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  2. Zura TahirMay 23, 2011 at 3:17 PM

    malaysia ni kan prihatin sesgt..

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  3. JudieneMay 23, 2011 at 3:21 PM

    Yeahhh!
    Malaysia boleh!!
    Memang gempak ah!
    Takpe la tak dapat top 3 pon, at least still dalam top 10 kan.
    Fuck!

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  4. AnonymousMay 23, 2011 at 4:22 PM

    tak tahulah nak cakap aper..kalau tgk kat clubbing tu pengunjung jer ramai yang malay..ermm...

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  5. ~ NANA ~May 23, 2011 at 4:49 PM

    say NO to alcohol! kekekekeke

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  6. adwafarahinMay 23, 2011 at 7:04 PM

    gila?

    malu..malu..malu..

    kata negara islam? ish x patt!

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  7. AnonymousMay 23, 2011 at 7:24 PM

    tak mustahil sbb kilang alcohol kat PJ tu besar gilaaa kot! :P

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  8. Emilia EmiraMay 23, 2011 at 7:34 PM

    seriously top ten??qoahh quite amazed kitekan ngara islam..huhu but now no wonder laa kan..anything can happens

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  9. Puteri Iqa IzyanMay 23, 2011 at 10:46 PM

    top 10??? gile tadek ape yg nk dibanggakan. =.='

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  10. fadh leyanieMay 23, 2011 at 10:57 PM

    malaysia top 10..gempak..tak gempak sangat..negara islam ni

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  11. Encik PsychopathMay 24, 2011 at 1:33 AM

    proud to be malaysian. we ranked top 10. honour. haha.

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  12. Hans HanisMay 24, 2011 at 9:40 AM

    tahu xper weih
    terkejut aku mula2
    tapi aku tak terkejut juga sebab malaysia ada kilang arak terbesar di Asia xsilap aku yg dkt shah alam tu...
    bapak besar
    :-)

    Meatball IKEA Halal

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  13. Santan BerladaMay 24, 2011 at 11:42 AM

    most of muslim
    islam pada nama jer...
    bukan pada amal...^^

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  14. Izyan MasriMay 24, 2011 at 4:55 PM

    HAHA.A PREDICTABLE ONE.:D

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  15. Coffee GirlMay 24, 2011 at 8:47 PM

    Arief, wat do u think Perkasa's comment wud be on this? must be very interesting kan?

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  16. enyheartsdiamondMay 25, 2011 at 2:09 AM

    must be the pendatang asing! :D

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  17. Nor atau NadMay 25, 2011 at 2:41 AM

    bangga bangga
    sarcasm -__-"

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  18. Nurul EL-HudaMay 25, 2011 at 12:46 PM

    heee,
    bangga ke dgn kedudukan t0p 10....???

    c(:

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  19. Ain ZulaikhaMay 25, 2011 at 7:31 PM

    mmg top 10 sebab kilang arak kat malaysia kat mana tah saya tgk gila besar gedabak.. hehe

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