Friday, August 12, 2011

The Pakcik and His Balls

I take the LRT everyday. So, i see a lot of different people, different characters, different appearances everyday.
But a few days ago, there was this pakcik, or uncle.
And he was no ordinary uncle.


It was around 6+ in the evening, close to 7. Everybody is rushing back to break fast at home. As i was sitting, in come this pakcik, with a few plastic bags of food from the Ramadhan bazaar. He sat across me, directly in front of me.

Just an ordinary pakcik, back from work (i guess) and back from buying stuffs from the bazaar.
So, what's so special about this uncle?

I can't help but notice that his pants are torn. In the crotch area. The fact that he's sitting with his legs kinda spread is not really helping. I could not only see his yellow briefs/boxers, but..
his underwear is also torn, i guess.

Frankly speaking, his balls are out.
THE FUCK??!?!?

Basically, for the whole journey, it remained that way.
The aunty that sat beside me noticed too (i guess) and she just closed her eyes and pretended to sleep.
Since I have nothing better to do... (and to show proof to you guys)
Well.. i took a photo of that uncle in all his glory.

Nah, feast your eyes.
Don't blame me for this.

Can't see shit? Nvm, i got the zoomed version

Name me one Sesame Street character who is yellow in colour..

I'm not really sure if it's unintentional, an honest mistake, or he's simply flashing. But i'll give him the benefit of the doubt.
What do you say?

Monday, August 8, 2011

Happy Ramadhan 0808

Hey there guys, i'm still around, still alive!
Heh, so sorry for the long hiatus. More than a month since i last updated my blog.
That doesn't happen very often, no?

Yeah, as usual lah, i'm very busy lately. With work and all. So, i don't really have much time to blog. But now i think everything is settled, so i'll try my best to update regularly.
Seeing some of the comments that some of you guys left are kinda motivational actually. Some saying that if only i update more often, i would have a regular reader and so on.
And not to forget some butthurt comments as well.
Thanks a lot for the feedback.

And for those who keep on coming back and got dissapointed with my blog updates (or lack thereof), i'm so sorry.

And I think that it is still not too late to wish all my Muslim readers a very happy Ramadhan. It's already in its second week now.
So, i will try my best to do some blogwalking and visit your blogs like last time, and don't forget to come and visit me ya? I'm still here, posting will resume as normal.
Damn, i have a lot to write about actually.

Oh, by the way, it's the 8th of August today. 8-8. 0808. Lucky number, perhaps?
Nah, let's not start a flame war shall we?

Till then, have a blessed Ramadhan, and take care.
Selamat Berpuasa!

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Kedai Rakyat 1 Malaysia Kelana Jaya

Salam 1Malaysia.

On Wednesday 22 June 2011, the first Kedai Rakyat 1Malaysia was opened. It's located at the Kelana Jaya RapidKL station.
Since i use that station almost everyday, i got to see the works behind the store, and also its progress.

 Final touches before opening

If i'm not mistaken, the initial idea was to open a MyDin store over there. But somehow, it got changed into the Kedai Rakyat 1Malaysia out of nowhere.

1 Ma...ling?

The opening ceremony was on that day, 5pm. It was officiated by our Prime Minister Dato' Sri Najib Abdul Razak. I was there around noon, and i swear to god that i don't wanna be there during the ceremony. It's done on 5pm, so you can imagine the rush hour traffic, the number of people and so on.

 Majlis Perasmian

There are many road closures that day, and if i'm not mistaken, even the taxi and bus service were halted or something for that event. You know lah, PM come, sure all must clean and clear one.
So, no annoying brader taxis and all those makciks selling keropok.

What brand is that?

The next day when i was there, the store is already fully open and functional. A lot of people were there, of course, to check out the new store and all.

1Malaysia for everything

So, what's so special there, you ask? What do they sell?

 Even serbuk kurma 1Malaysia also got

Well of course you can't buy Malaysian citizenship, or hak bumiputra over there.

Use the 1Malaysia shower cream to bathe in patriotism. oh yeah

Almost all of the items in there are brandless, or should i say, rebranded, to the 1Malaysia brand.
So, you have 1Malaysia breads, 1Malaysia shampoos, 1Malaysia serbuk kari and everything. Basically, 1Malaysia [insert item].

The bread is RM1+ for a big loaf

There's even a 1Malaysia tissue. Now you can wipe your ass and be patriotic at the same time!

Putting some sense into the words 'asswipe' and 'patriotism'?

What's great about this store is that the items over there are cheap. Noticeably cheaper than all stores/hypermarkets, fucking cheap.
You can get a bottle of 500ml mineral water (1Malaysia brand, of course) for RM 0.39! That's 40 cents for a fucking bottle of mineral water. Even a 1.5L tub of 1Malaysia ice-cream costs RM3!

 I wonder where is the source of this water..

In terms of quality, i'm not sure yet, i haven't bought anything, yet. Of course you can't compare to those Cold Storage groceries quality, but hey, how bad can it be, right? I guess.
Looks like 7-Eleven, Newsplus and Guardian at the Kelana Jaya station will be bungkus soon, no? 

1Word - cheap!

Well, i think this is quite great, especially for poorfags like me.
Buy cheap groceries, support the community and be patriotic at the same time.

Do check it out whenever you are free or around that area.
Salam 1Malaysia.

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