Sexually Attacked by Pondans!

This is a really weird and funny shit.

KUCHING: A student lodged a police report yesterday claiming that he was sexually assaulted and robbed by three transvestites while on his way to school.
The 18-year-old claimed he was walking past a row of food stalls towards a bus stop along Jalan Haji Taha around 6am when the transvestites suddenly appeared and grabbed hold of him.
The trio then forced the student to a secluded area near a row of shop houses, where they were said to have performed fellatio on him before relieving him of RM10.

Source Here

Basically, an 18-year old guy was sexually assaulted by three (3) pondans in Kuching, and they robbed him RM10.
To put in a more logical light, the guy basically got himself a blowjob from three pondans at the cost of RM10.

RM10

How the fuck could this happen? How could a guy be err.. raped by pondans?
Okay, some pondans are really strong, but then again, this shit won't happen if you don't want to.
I'm not sure if the guy actually enjoyed it or not. LOL

I think the guy is just sore with the fact that the service was not good and he had to pay RM10 to those pondans. So, he's embarassed and so he made a police report.
Whatever it is, this is a bloody hilarious news.

This, is/was a man. Serious.

I've been to Kuching once and yes i saw some pondans and some hot chicks (i'm not sure of the authenticity though), but then again, i think there's nothing to be afraid of.
Those 'things' are only hostile if provoked, or unless you are a really really hot guy.
Err..

Zaman sekarang ni lelaki pun dah tak selamat jalan sorang-sorang yo!

New Cigarettes Price - Harga Rokok Naik

If you're a smoker, or you're about to get involved in smoking, this should be quite a news for you.

The prices of cigarettes have been increased!

The Government has increased the excise duty on tobacco by

5.6% or 1 sen per stick (sebatang).

However, there are NO official announcements made by the Finance Ministry or even the Customs Department.

The price for large cigarette packs (20) had been increased by 30 sen while the price for smaller cigarette packs (14) increases by 20 sen.

Jangan harap la nak pau gua

This is just absurd, illogical and plain stupid. Why?

It was said that the price will be increased to 1 sen per stick,

and if you do the fucking simple math,

why the hell would they increase 30 sen for a pack of 20, instead of just 20 sen?

1 sen per stick x 20 sticks = 20 sen ≠ 30 sen

Typical Malaysian. LOL

So, for now, the prices of the cigarettes would be..

Cigarette	Old Price	New Price
Marlboro 20s	RM 9.00	RM 9.30
Marlboro 14s	RM 6.70	RM 6.90
Winston 20s	RM 7.50	RM 7.80
Winston 14s	RM 5.90	RM 6.10

And to make things even better,

Budget 2010 is just a few weeks away. And the price of a stick of a cigarette is

expected to rise another 1-3 sen!

Be prepared, you have been warned.

And the total of the increase might be even more with their shitty way of calculation.

Baby P

From The Sun UK

Did you hear about the Baby P news? I can't help but feel sad reading the story.
It's about a 17-month old boy who was ill-treated by his mother and the mother's boyfriend until the boy died of multiple injuries.
The whole thing is kinda big in UK right now, as millions of people have voiced out their sympathy towards the boy's life, and fury towards his so-called guardians.


Look at the boy, he's so cute isn't he?
The boy lives with his mother, and the mother's boyfriend. The thing is, the two animals treated the boy like a dog. They would scold him, beat him, and abuse him. For God's sake, the boy is not even 2 years old yet, but he is treated really bad.

When first noticed by the authorities and the staffs of the clinic about the bruises and wounds found at the boy, the mother would simply cover up and said that the boy is very active, always playing around and injuring himself. Sick, isn't it?

When the social service came to their apartment, and saw the mess it was in, they decided to let Baby P be put under the care of a family friend, while investigating the couple. But a few months later, no real evidence could be found, and no charge was made. So, the boy is allowed to go back home.

The couple were then allocated with a social worker and a health visitor, to monitor the situation. And yet the violence continues to worsen. It was said that the social workers saw black eyes, swelling and bruises all over the boy. And when a worker came for a pre-meeting with the mother, the mother covered the bruises with chocolates, saying the boy is eating chocolates at that time.



A few days later, the boy is brought to a hospital over concerns about his well-being. The doctor did not find anything amiss. And the doctor is dead wrong. The boy actually had a broken rib and a broken back! How the hell could the doctor miss that?

Two days later, the boy died after being punched in the face so hard until he swallowed his own teeth. What a cruel, cruel end to his life. How could anyone harm a child that age?

This kind of thing happens. But it surely can be prevented. Just look at how many times the social workers came and visit the boy and all. And the doctor too. How the hell could a bloody doctor said that the boy was fine, while the boy is suffering from a broken back and rib? The doctor gave an excuse, saying the boy was cranky that time. WTF?

The main culprit is of course the mother. She is one evil bitch i tell you. That is one thing, but the people in the surroundings could have done something to prevent it from happening. That shows how the society never gives a shit about their surroundings. And also the so-called experts doing their job.

Tributes at the North London Cemetery

Poor, poor Baby P.
RIP.

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