What the Fuck is This Shit?

So i went to the cafe the other day, to lepak and waste time and what not.
Since i am a poorfag, i just took an ais kosong, or sky juice.

It's free, and it's err.. healthy? Yeah, sugar and condensed milk is bad for the six pack yo.

While i was half-way drinking, i can't help but to look inside my drink.
You know me, right.
And i saw this.

What the fuck is that shit floating in my drink???

I'm not sure where it came from, or how, and i don't really quite know if it has been inside all along, or what.
So, i threw it away and got the hell out of the cafe immediately.

It does remind me a lot of this story which happened 3 years ago.
So what do you think it is, people?

Please don't tell me it's..

How Well Do You Know Your Shit?

To be the shit, you gotta know your shit. heh
So, here's a diagram for you to get to know your shit better.

The types of shit are

Click for larger shit

So, which shit do you usually shit?
Some people say that you are what you eat. But i think you are what you shit.
No?

Don't forget to check your shit later ok guys? And if you are willing you can share your shit as well. ahaha

And speaking of shit, it reminded me of this.

Wait for it..

Holy shi-

It was a long time ago, you can click HERE to read the shit story (pun not intended).
Sorry if i made you puke or lose your appetite. That's the whole point.

Which Tier Are You?

Take a look at this photo.

Now, which tier are you?
I am in the God tier. muahahhahaa
Who says Computer Science sucks huh?

Yeah, i'm god. haha
This thing is just a joke, but rather true nonetheless.
Wait, no. This shit is TRUE.

So, what field are you in? And most importantly, which tier do you belong to?
Butthurt? heheh.

How to Train A Cat

This is actually a question,
not a tutorial, a guide or a how-to.

So, how do you train a cat?

You see,
me and my housemates recently adopted a cat a few days ago.
A stray kitten actually (the word 'adopted' sounds much more noble).

Her name is Molly.

Molly is a kitten, about a month old i guess.
And Molly is a she.

My friend picked it up as it was alone by the streets.
Poor thing.

Comel tak comel tak comel tak comel takkk??

Since me and the other housemates are noble and kind humanbeings,
we decided to accept Molly into the family.
Well, who doesn't like to play with a kitten?

And the friend who took Molly in is responsible for cleaning up Molly's shit and all.
Heck, Molly even has her bath daily.
hohoho

Being the only female in the house, Molly sure does get a lot of attention.
Her meows are cute, and she's a bundle of energy.
When she's hungry, oh boy, she sure knows how to ask for food.
She would even nibble at your toes to demand attention!

But Molly's bad habit is..
she likes to shit under the TV cabinet.

So, since there are so many cat lovers and cat persons out there,
how do i train a cat to do specific stuffs?
Unlike a dog, cats are much harder to train, yes?
And specifically, how do I train Molly to shit in the toilet?