Showing posts with label 1Malaysia. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 1Malaysia. Show all posts

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Kedai Rakyat 1 Malaysia Kelana Jaya

Salam 1Malaysia.

On Wednesday 22 June 2011, the first Kedai Rakyat 1Malaysia was opened. It's located at the Kelana Jaya RapidKL station.
Since i use that station almost everyday, i got to see the works behind the store, and also its progress.

 Final touches before opening

If i'm not mistaken, the initial idea was to open a MyDin store over there. But somehow, it got changed into the Kedai Rakyat 1Malaysia out of nowhere.

1 Ma...ling?

The opening ceremony was on that day, 5pm. It was officiated by our Prime Minister Dato' Sri Najib Abdul Razak. I was there around noon, and i swear to god that i don't wanna be there during the ceremony. It's done on 5pm, so you can imagine the rush hour traffic, the number of people and so on.

 Majlis Perasmian

There are many road closures that day, and if i'm not mistaken, even the taxi and bus service were halted or something for that event. You know lah, PM come, sure all must clean and clear one.
So, no annoying brader taxis and all those makciks selling keropok.

What brand is that?

The next day when i was there, the store is already fully open and functional. A lot of people were there, of course, to check out the new store and all.

1Malaysia for everything

So, what's so special there, you ask? What do they sell?

 Even serbuk kurma 1Malaysia also got

Well of course you can't buy Malaysian citizenship, or hak bumiputra over there.

Use the 1Malaysia shower cream to bathe in patriotism. oh yeah

Almost all of the items in there are brandless, or should i say, rebranded, to the 1Malaysia brand.
So, you have 1Malaysia breads, 1Malaysia shampoos, 1Malaysia serbuk kari and everything. Basically, 1Malaysia [insert item].

The bread is RM1+ for a big loaf

There's even a 1Malaysia tissue. Now you can wipe your ass and be patriotic at the same time!

Putting some sense into the words 'asswipe' and 'patriotism'?

What's great about this store is that the items over there are cheap. Noticeably cheaper than all stores/hypermarkets, fucking cheap.
You can get a bottle of 500ml mineral water (1Malaysia brand, of course) for RM 0.39! That's 40 cents for a fucking bottle of mineral water. Even a 1.5L tub of 1Malaysia ice-cream costs RM3!



 I wonder where is the source of this water..

In terms of quality, i'm not sure yet, i haven't bought anything, yet. Of course you can't compare to those Cold Storage groceries quality, but hey, how bad can it be, right? I guess.
Looks like 7-Eleven, Newsplus and Guardian at the Kelana Jaya station will be bungkus soon, no? 

1Word - cheap!

Well, i think this is quite great, especially for poorfags like me.
Buy cheap groceries, support the community and be patriotic at the same time.
WIN!



Do check it out whenever you are free or around that area.
Salam 1Malaysia.


Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Anwar Ibrahim Taking the RapidKL Train

So, the other day, i took the Putra LRT/RapidKL from Kelana Jaya.
And then i saw a familiar face/figure.

Eh?

Oh wait, could it be..
Well, it looks like him, stands like him, is it really him?

 Jambu siot

Yes, it is. Dato' Seri Anwar Ibrahim yo.
Seriously, it is him. No need for video/picture analysis. And no need to make a sumpah laknat, ok?

And who's that guyboy standing close to him?
Must be his new anak ikanacquaintance or something.


" Mama, isn't that the guy in the video? "

I'm not sure what he's doing there, but there are a lot of photographers and bodyguards around him as well.
Ahh.. no wonder. Election is near, no?

Oh by the way, sorry for the crappy picture quality, and excuse the watermark yeah?
"Make sure gambar tu nampak saya ni mesra rakyat ya"

So basically Anwar took the same train. Inside the train, he posed here and there, walks around, greets the people around him, being very mesra rakyat and all, and he even came to me and shook my hands.

Sup bro?

Since i was busy taking pictures of him like right in front of his face, he smiled at me and shook my hands. Err yeah. He then proceeded to play with some makcik's little son, and acted very mesra with some travelling Chinese, talked with a few Indians, and all that lah, you know the drill.
1Malaysia maa. Eh?

I love boyskids

 He was quite sporting, posing here and there, and even came out at one of the stations just for a picture, and quickly running back in before the train door closes.
And with the shades and all. lol

 
Can i claim a Rolls Royce?

So all in all, it was a rather funny ride back home actually. hahaha
It's not everyday you get to ride a train with this very controversial man, no?

Nah, make your own 'analysis'

Oh, one of his queer-looking aides did gave me a gay stare, and i gave him the WTFisyourproblemman look.
But luckily, i'm not approached to become the next Saifulhis anak ikan or some shit.

Sori lah bang, saya tak main belakang.
hahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha



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