Showing posts with label Size. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Size. Show all posts

Monday, April 4, 2011

Penis and Breast Sizes. Does Size Matter?

This is one very hot and debatable topic. And might even be taboo to some too. But who cares.
So, i just found these two maps.

One is the World Penis Size Map and the other is the Average Breast Cup Size Map.
Now, let's have a lookie shall we?
Click on the picture if you think it's too small, the picture that is.

The Average Penis Size Survey



The Average Breast Size Survey

So, it doesn't really take a genius to figure the maps out, really.
Basically, Asians are smaller than the rest of the world.
And to be more precise, Malaysian men have small penises and Malaysian women have flatsmall boobs.



But then again, this is the AVERAGE. So, there are bigger Malaysians, and there are smaller Malaysians, compared to this average.
So, how about you?

Let me break it down for you.
The average Malaysian man's penis is about 3.8 inches to 4.59 inches. (the fuck???)
Men with the largest penis came from Sudan, Hungary, Colombia and Congo, with the average of 6.33 inches  to 7.06 inches.

Guys, you know that your life is fucked up if someone throws this at you

Asian women, including Malaysians of course, have the average breast cup size of A. A cup.
In terms of cup sizes, A is close to nothing. Barely visible. Just like a mosquito bite. Okay okay that's enough.
I guess maybe that's why Malaysians are so obsessed with the letter A.
Malaysian women/girls are more concerned with the A's in their SPM rather than the A's on their body. 

She's not Malaysian but

I thought that Malaysians always say they have big this and big that? Judging from the map, err.. there's nothing much to shout about. No wonder those Kopi Jantans and Krim Payudas sell like hot cakes.

I guess the only conclusion i can make is that Malaysian men likes to talk cock, because they don't really have much of it, while Malaysian women always jual mahal, because there's nothing much there to offer really.



So.. what do you think of this map? True? False? Flawed?
What's your opinion on this? I'm not really sure of its credibility, but it sure does give me the warm feeling of security, or some bragging rights, if you know what i mean. 
Oh, and if you think that this map is wrong, post a picture as a proof.
ha ha ha


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