Monday, April 4, 2011

Penis and Breast Sizes. Does Size Matter?

This is one very hot and debatable topic. And might even be taboo to some too. But who cares.
So, i just found these two maps.

One is the World Penis Size Map and the other is the Average Breast Cup Size Map.
Now, let's have a lookie shall we?
Click on the picture if you think it's too small, the picture that is.

The Average Penis Size Survey



The Average Breast Size Survey

So, it doesn't really take a genius to figure the maps out, really.
Basically, Asians are smaller than the rest of the world.
And to be more precise, Malaysian men have small penises and Malaysian women have flatsmall boobs.



But then again, this is the AVERAGE. So, there are bigger Malaysians, and there are smaller Malaysians, compared to this average.
So, how about you?

Let me break it down for you.
The average Malaysian man's penis is about 3.8 inches to 4.59 inches. (the fuck???)
Men with the largest penis came from Sudan, Hungary, Colombia and Congo, with the average of 6.33 inches  to 7.06 inches.

Guys, you know that your life is fucked up if someone throws this at you

Asian women, including Malaysians of course, have the average breast cup size of A. A cup.
In terms of cup sizes, A is close to nothing. Barely visible. Just like a mosquito bite. Okay okay that's enough.
I guess maybe that's why Malaysians are so obsessed with the letter A.
Malaysian women/girls are more concerned with the A's in their SPM rather than the A's on their body. 

She's not Malaysian but

I thought that Malaysians always say they have big this and big that? Judging from the map, err.. there's nothing much to shout about. No wonder those Kopi Jantans and Krim Payudas sell like hot cakes.

I guess the only conclusion i can make is that Malaysian men likes to talk cock, because they don't really have much of it, while Malaysian women always jual mahal, because there's nothing much there to offer really.



So.. what do you think of this map? True? False? Flawed?
What's your opinion on this? I'm not really sure of its credibility, but it sure does give me the warm feeling of security, or some bragging rights, if you know what i mean. 
Oh, and if you think that this map is wrong, post a picture as a proof.
ha ha ha


13 comments:

AdyBudika said...

wahhh..ni keje ko???

Judiene said...

Really?
Are you serious?
Hahahaha.
I kinda like this entry.
It is a fact that we Asians have smaller penis that everybody else in this world.
No denying.
And that including you.
Hahahahaha.
Okay I'm kidding.
Anyway, what do you mean by 'it sure does give me the warm feeling of security'.
Is that mean you are relief to know that you're not the only one to have a small penis??
Okay, I'm starting to sound weird.

Arief Arf said...

ady,
tajuk camni laju je kan.

judiene,
see, you dont get what i mean do you?
the security shit means that its good to know that im well above the rest.
get it?
ha ha ha

Nor atau Nad said...

......

lvynana said...

More than a handful is a waste kan?!

Judiene said...

You are well above the rest???
Hahahaha.
Okay, fine, since you think you have the biggest p***s in Malaysia.
Erkk, I think should stop commenting on this coz I feel something awkward going on inside of me.
LOL!!

Amirrah Zawani said...

hahaha!! no comment.. maybe it's true :)

Encik Psychopath said...

pena bace dekat blog mana tah. ian hamzah kot.

BENA said...

AHAHAHAHAH :)
kire org2 malaysia x power ar kan ? ye ke weyy ? HAHAHA :)

azalia hjsalleh said...

kantoi sudaaaaaaaaaaa

reeyau said...

i once read in readers digest msia that bra companies would change their sizes over a period of time. like an actual A cup would be sold as a B or C cup to increase a womens confidence. LOL.

Anonymous said...

Just search 'kontol' on Google Images. You will be surprised that we are not actually that small.

Anonymous said...

im like 6.12 inches. and im a malaysian so am i big ?

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