Pregnant Wife Beaten Because of Cravings

Ahh.. another shit news - Belasah Isteri Hamil Mengidam
Source of the news Here

If you read the whole story, you might not be sure who to support. Of course, people tend to support their own gender, especially in these kinds of cases.
But hey, beating a lady is never an option, no matter what. So, whatever it is, the guy is wrong and stupid.

Perempuan mana tak banyak songeh?

But i guess, this lady is very annoying like hell.
She craves (mengidam) for buah kelur or munggai and lempuk durian.
The fuck is that?
Can someone please tell me what fucking fruit is buah kelur or munggai?
And lempuk durian is what?
I know lempeng and i certainly know how to hempuk people but i don't know what the fuck is lempuk.

WTF is buah kelur?

Well, nobody really knows the real story, but basically this annoying bitch just found out that she's pregnant 2 weeks ago.
And all of a sudden, she starts to crave for weird stuff. Yeah right.
Just 2 weeks into finding out that you're pregnant (so basically that must be around 3+ months, i guess) and you are already asking for out-of-this-world food?
Come on.

Seorang wanita yang hamil empat bulan cedera di kepala dan badan apabila dipukul suaminya selepas dia mengidam buah kelur atau munggai serta lempuk durian dan meminta suaminya mendapatkan dua jenis makanan itu. 

Dalam kejadian kira-kira jam 11 malam kelmarin di sebuah rumah di Bandar Baru Sentul, di sini, wanita terbabit yang berusia 28 tahun dipercayai ditumbuk dan ditendang suaminya yang berusia 30-an.

Sumber berkata, ketika kejadian si suami baru pulang dari kerja sebelum mangsa memintanya keluar dan membeli makanan berkenaan kerana dia mengidamkannya serta memberitahu tidak dapat tidur jika tidak memakannya.

Typical wife and husband daily expression

The husband just got back from work, must be tired and all, and this bitch must have been going like
Abang, saya nak blabla blabla, tolong carikan sekarang!!

And the husband must be like

Ala yang, penat la, nanti la dulu, biarla abang rehat ke apa ke. Tunggu la hujung minggu nanti abang cari la. Lagipun dah pukul berapa dah ni, dah lambat dah, mana ada time ni.

The wife, being a typical woman, will keep on insisting the shit.

Ish abang ni, cepat la saya dah mengidam dah ni, cepat la pergi cari bang! Kalau tak saya tak boleh tidur laa!


The husband, nearing his boiling point ,

Ish awak ni banyak songeh la, dah la saya malas la, awak nak awak cari la sendiri. Menyusahkan betul la. Orang nak rehat pun tak senang.


So, the bitch got pissed off,

Oh, camni la kan awak. Time awak penat, awak nak 'tu' saya tak bising pun. Saya benci awak, malam ni awak tidur luar! Awak ni memang jantan tak guna bla bla bla bla



So, the hubby raged and belasah the wife.

So, who to blame? Whose fault?
Well, the guy has no bloody reason to hit the woman, his wife at that, no matter what. And the wife, come on la, stop being a bitch and stop being mengada-ngada and please be more rational.

Women crave for stuffs all the time, huh (fuck yes, you don't need to ask me). And they crave even more weird shits when they are pregnant.
I don't know why, i ain't no female.

You see, when you are pregnant, and when the baby is deprived of some nutrition, it will send a signal to the mother's brain. For example, when the baby lacks protein, it tells the mother so.
It is up to the mother to interpret the signal. A normal human being would think of chicken, turkey or fish for a good source of protein.

But women, on the other hand, usually have a fucked up way of deciphering signals. So, instead, they ask for pulut mangga la, sup lidah lembu la, Belgian truffles or even a buah kelur. You know, weird weird stupid stuffs.

So, cake or lemons?

So, my point here is, use your brain and apply some logic to it, and use it well. And don't let emotions cloud your judgement.
The wife shouldn't ask for weird stuffs in the first place, but even if she did, the hubby has no right whatsoever to hit her.
Sorang sensitif/gedik/gelabah/demand nak mampos and sorang lagi pulak baran nak mampos. 
What a match.

Oh, and there is even a case where this one Malay Muslim wife craves for a babi panggang during her pregnancy.
Now maybe that really deserves a beating or two.