How to Stay Active the Whole Day

When you go to work, the mornings are always the hardest part. Agree?

Waking up is one thing, taking the cold shower is another, and getting through the morning rush takes it to another level.

You can't escape it, hell no. 

It's kinda funny to see how people seem to be so sleepy in the morning.

Sleeping in the train, on the bus, while driving and so on.

Everyday of this shit makes you unhealthy

I'm never sleepy in the morning. In fact, i'm at my freshest best.

Why? 

Because i RAGE a lot, especially in the morning.

RAGE at the elevator stopping at every fucking floor, RAGE at those people who just don't fucking know how stand on the left side of the escalator, RAGE at the people who take their fucking sweet time to walk and block the whole pathway, RAGE at the coffee machine, RAGE RAGE RAGE!!!!

Well, that kept me going, and that kept my blood pumping all day long.

So, there you go, a tip no one else will give on how to stay active the whole day.

The answer is RAGE.

On a happier note, today is Friday!

Hello weekends!

X)

Bisul / Inflammation on my back

Ah.. Damn it.
I guess it's that time again.
The yearly boil.

Yeah, around this time last year, i got a huge badass boil on my forearm.
This time around, it's on my back.
Come back next year for a quiz on it's next target.

Now, i'm having a hard time sleeping. I can't lie on my back.
I can't even lean against the chair.
Damn, i hate this.

I'm bringin' SexyBack

I guess since this is the holy month of Ramadhan, this might mean that this is part of the soul cleansing process.
haha
Or is it a punishment for my past sins?
hohoho
Or maybe it's a yearly transformation process.

No, i did not skodeng / intai any anak dara.
And why would i use my back even if i did, right?
And even if i did, why only skodeng / intai, right?
Okay, this is getting nowhere.

Oh, if any of you guys have any suggestions or tips on how to help me get through a minute without screaming,
please, by all means.

Inflammation / Boil / Bisul

The title says it all.

I got a bloody, nasty inflammation a.k.a boil or bisul in Malay.

Fortunately, It is located on my forearm, near the elbow.

Luckily, it's not on my face or my eyes or even worse, my ass.

Okay, scientifically, boils or inflammations are usually caused by an infection of bacteria or parasites (hey, i was a Bio student okay).

Yeah, it looks like..

However, the old wives tales (kata orang-orang tua) look at it a bit differently.

Usually, when there is a bisul near a person's eye, the old folks would always say that it's because of mengintai or mengendap or skodeng (peeping tom).

LOL

Or if you got a bisul on your ass, that's because you sat on a pillow. Sitting on a pillow is a no-no in Malay culture, or so they say lah.

But this bisul is located near my elbow, so what could my elbow possibly peeped at?

And how the fuck could this elbow look?

Elbows got eye meh?

And i certainly didn't put or rest my elbow on a pillow.

And i don't see any reason why my elbow is infected. I didn't do anything, i didn't play in the mud or something like that.

I'm not showing off my biceps here

Whatever it is, it is bloody painful.

And it keeps getting bigger and bigger and bigger.

Will it explode?

I seriously have know idea what to do.

Damn.

If i'm not mistaken, the best way to cure a bisul is by applying kapur sirih on the affected area.

Now where the hell do i get a kapur sirih?

And some people say it's best to use the leaf of a hibiscus (bunga raya).

Now THAT is patriotic all right.

Hey, at least i got a tit on my arm!

And a friend suggested for bekam using lintah (leeches).

Err.. i'm not really keen on the idea of an animal sucking my body parts.

I would consider humans though. haha

So guys, help me out here!

Any suggestions?