Malaysia is in the Top 10 of the World

Number 10, to be exact.
In the list of the largest consumer of alcohol.

Mana paling sedap?

Yes, Malaysia, a Muslim country, is the 10th largest alcohol consumer in the world.
News Source

Just stating the facts here, as of 2010, the Chinese make up 26% of the population of Malaysia, and the Indians 7%.
That leaves the Bumiputras with around 65% of the population. Malays make up most of the bumiputras, as we all know (but im not really sure of the exact figure in %).

Naturally, Malays are usually Muslims. Islam.
And muslims cannot drink alcohol. Haram.

34% of the whole population is under the age of 15.
Kids don't drink. Wait, they don't right?

So.. i wonder. How did we make it into the top 10?

It's impossible for less than half of the population of the country (which means minus the Malays and kids) to drink so much to make us number 10.
Then who did it?

Must be [insert race]

Hmm.. i wonder.

I'm so proud of Malaysia. Malaysia boleh!

/sarcasm

Mother's Day is HARAM

No?
Nahh.. just kidding.

But i'm just wondering. It could be, could happen, right? Remember Valentine's Day?
I think one of these days there will be a fatwa saying that celebrating Mother's Day is HARAM because it is [insert reason here].
Possible?

Nahh.. who cares.

My mum is awesome. That's why im..

To me, everyday is mother's day. Because i love my mum every single day. And you should too.
Again, Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers in the world.

What did you do on Mother's Day? How did you celebrate? What gifts did you give?
Share some stories. X)

Quoted for the win

Poco-Poco is HARAM

Harommmmmm!!
Out for a while but now back with another haram post. 
Yup, in case you didn't already know, the Poco-poco dance is now HARAM in Perak.

What is this shit?

Mufti Perak, Tan Sri Harussani Zakaria berkata, tarian tersebut diharamkan kerana ia mempunyai unsur kepercayaan agama lain iaitu Kristian selain pemujaan roh.
“Kajian mendapati tarian yang sering diamalkan di Jamaica itu bercirikan agama Kristian. Oleh itu haram bagi orang Islam mengamalkannya,” katanya ketika dihubungi Kosmo! semalam

Source HERE
The fuck? 
Oh man, i just don't know where to start.
Come on, this is bloody ridiculous. Like, seriously?


Then what about other dances then? Shuffle can? How about Kuda Kepang? 

Eh?

Come on la, who the fuck dances poco-poco anyway?
Okay, quite a lot. 


Those makciks in the tamans during their morning jogs will surely rage.
University students' orientation week will now be less of a drag.
Shit companies will have to find another type of dance.
What about those gomen-oriented events? What dance are they gonna dance now?
How to achieve 1Malaysia like this? And how to beramah-mesra with the politicians if not through poco-poco?

Yang ini tak apa

I guess those guys who banned this poco-poco dance must either suck at it when forced by their 
wife/wives/mistress/concubines or they just plain hate the goddamn annoying theme song.





Yes, the song is bloody annoying.
Malenggang patah patah ngana pe goyang pica pica~


Perhaps we should all turn to tarian gerudi now while it is still not Haram yet.
Anyone?

Valentine's Day HARAM and All That Shit

Today is the 14th of February, which is the Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day seems to be the hot topic these days, with more than a few parties stating that it is haram and what not.

Now, this is an endless debate. Some say it's okay, some say it's haram while some just don't give a fuck.
Well, call me cetek pengetahuan agama, or a pagan/atheist/freethinker whatever, but personally, i think it's not haram and it's just like any other celebration.

It's just like any other day

People say it's haram because of the history of the day, and remembering the saint/priest and shit. But really, who gives a shit about that priest?
People celebrate the day with their loved ones, and they go out for dinner, give roses (among other things), and not pray to the priest or give offerings to him or something.
SomeMost people don't even know the history at all.

Apparently, nobody really knows or gives a fuck about this dude

People would always say, 'Oh, i don't celebrate Valentine' because it's against our culture'.
What the fuck?
If you don't want to celebrate it, that's up to you, but what is against our culture? Why oppose other people celebrating it?
Is going to dinner against our culture?
Just because we go for a dinner on a Valentine's Day makes it haram, is it?

This, leads to something haram

Of course, you can show your love on any other day of the year, but is it wrong to show it on this day as well?
Does this mean that to be a true Muslim, we must NOT show our love and NOT give gifts at all for this whole day?
Does this mean it is not haram when we go out on any other day except Valentine's?

I don't see anything haram in this

What is haram is the haram activities. If you have sex or give up your virginity to celebrate with your partner, THAT is haram .
If you have beer or wine or some alcohol, that is haram .
But heck, it is haram on any other day too, right? You don't need a fucking reason or a special day to do haram stuffs.
And just because Valentine's Day is associated with love and sex, it does not mean everybody is gonna do it.
Get what i'm saying here?

This is definitely haram

I know a lot of you might disagree, but hey, this shit is overhyped.
They say, 'any day can be a celebration of love, why just show it today?'
Who the fuck shows it just today? Everybody loves each other and even make love every fucking day but today is just that extra special day, just like your birthday.
Everyday is your fucking birthday if you really appreciate your life.

So, since tomorrow is Maulidur Rasul, why only show your love to the Prophet just on that day, why not everyday?
Why do we celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day? Does that mean we only love our prophet/father/mother only on that day?
Big fucking NO, right?

So basically Valentine's Day is just a special day for this, just to make it more interesting. Just like those other commemorative days. You can celebrate anything you want anytime you want, it's just that this day is 'the official' day. No big deal.

Is this haram? I don't think so

Heck, even father's and mother's day originates from the West, so why do you follow that? To say that Valentine's Day is not for our culture is utter bullshit. As long as you don't do anything haram, nothing is haram, no matter what.
Just because you go out for a dinner and buy a bouquet of roses for your partner on a Valentine's Day is haram, is it? If it is, what about on normal days? HALAL?
Puii!

You gotta be kidding me if this is haram too?

And, what about the festive seasons? Muslims don't celebrate Christmas, Muslims don't celebrate Gong Xi Fa Cai and Deepavali. But they still wish each other and go to open houses and all, right?
Is that haram as well?
No, right?
What about the spirit of 1Malaysia?

If you say that giving gifts and all on a Valentine's Day is haram because we are indirectly worshipping the saint, so does this mean going to openhouses on a Deepavali means we are worshipping the Hindu gods too?
Hell NO right?

Please be fucking consistent on your fucking judgement and don't use the priest shit to back up your stupid argument.
Again, Valentine's Day is haram for Muslims IF / WHEN you do haram activities or if you pray to the priest or you make a sacrifice for him or some shit.
Haram thing is haram no matter what no matter when.
Wishing others a Happy Valentine's Day is fine.

I admit, i'm no Ustaz to make a fatwa nor am i a religious dude with a vast religious knowledge, heck, there's a lot that i don't know, but what i do know is how to use my fucking common sense.

This.. is not necessary

These 3rd-world mentality needs to fucking change people.
Don't just go about saying this is bad, that is haram while you don't even know shit.
It is haram in some way, but not the way that most people think it is.

Oh by the way, i'm not 'celebrating' Valentine's Day anyway.
No, not because that i'm afraid of a fucking JAIS raid (not that i have anything to be afraid of anyway). Not because i think it's haram.
It's just that the Girlfy is not around. *sobs*

To those that are caught in tangkap khalwat, they deserved it. Padan muka, bodoh. Dah tau sekarang banyak rush lagi nak pergi hotel. Memalukan bangsa and agama. 

Anyway, Happy Valentine's Day (if you wish to be wished), and a good day to you.
Everybody has their own opinion, and so do I. If you have anything to say regarding this, or if you think that there is a mistake somewhere, please, by all means, drop a comment below.