Poco-Poco is HARAM

Harommmmmm!!
Out for a while but now back with another haram post. 
Yup, in case you didn't already know, the Poco-poco dance is now HARAM in Perak.

What is this shit?

Mufti Perak, Tan Sri Harussani Zakaria berkata, tarian tersebut diharamkan kerana ia mempunyai unsur kepercayaan agama lain iaitu Kristian selain pemujaan roh.
“Kajian mendapati tarian yang sering diamalkan di Jamaica itu bercirikan agama Kristian. Oleh itu haram bagi orang Islam mengamalkannya,” katanya ketika dihubungi Kosmo! semalam

Source HERE
The fuck? 
Oh man, i just don't know where to start.
Come on, this is bloody ridiculous. Like, seriously?


Then what about other dances then? Shuffle can? How about Kuda Kepang? 

Eh?

Come on la, who the fuck dances poco-poco anyway?
Okay, quite a lot. 


Those makciks in the tamans during their morning jogs will surely rage.
University students' orientation week will now be less of a drag.
Shit companies will have to find another type of dance.
What about those gomen-oriented events? What dance are they gonna dance now?
How to achieve 1Malaysia like this? And how to beramah-mesra with the politicians if not through poco-poco?

Yang ini tak apa

I guess those guys who banned this poco-poco dance must either suck at it when forced by their 
wife/wives/mistress/concubines or they just plain hate the goddamn annoying theme song.





Yes, the song is bloody annoying.
Malenggang patah patah ngana pe goyang pica pica~


Perhaps we should all turn to tarian gerudi now while it is still not Haram yet.
Anyone?