Friday, August 27, 2010

How to Train A Cat

This is actually a question,
not a tutorial, a guide or a how-to.
So, how do you train a cat?

You see,
me and my housemates recently adopted a cat a few days ago.
A stray kitten actually (the word 'adopted' sounds much more noble).

Her name is Molly.

Molly is a kitten, about a month old i guess.
And Molly is a she.

My friend picked it up as it was alone by the streets.
Poor thing.

Comel tak comel tak comel tak comel takkk??

Since me and the other housemates are noble and kind humanbeings,
we decided to accept Molly into the family.
Well, who doesn't like to play with a kitten?

And the friend who took Molly in is responsible for cleaning up Molly's shit and all.
Heck, Molly even has her bath daily.
hohoho

Being the only female in the house, Molly sure does get a lot of attention.
Her meows are cute, and she's a bundle of energy.
When she's hungry, oh boy, she sure knows how to ask for food.
She would even nibble at your toes to demand attention!

But Molly's bad habit is..
she likes to shit under the TV cabinet.

So, since there are so many cat lovers and cat persons out there,
how do i train a cat to do specific stuffs?
Unlike a dog, cats are much harder to train, yes?
And specifically, how do I train Molly to shit in the toilet?





30 comments:

ZARA said...

i try to train my beloved Tapir *the name of my cat* to pee in the the toilet. but instead he pee on the tiles of the toilet. because he's too fat to be jumping on the toilet bowl.

do u prepare litter box and sand for molly? my advice is if u already hv that prepared, scoop the shit and throw it into the tray or box *depends on which u r using*

its not hard actually ;)

just let me know if u need more help w shits and stuff :p

chris federick said...

me me i dun like to play with cats, coz they simply shit on my house balcony every morning. On the second floor! how they get up thr remains a mystery. Can cats fly? hmm hmm.. Guess wht? In Sydney, i have never seen a single stray cat at all! only those in pet stores which actually looks pretty decent and hygienic xD

Ted Hardy said...

my friend said, lekas kucing tu berak, u amek dia nyee najis tu letak kat bilik air. nanti dia akan terbiasa..it works after few times. try ya :) good luck!

nurulfaridah said...

OMG, cutenyeeee Molly ;)

hans said...

beli cat litter box

P/S : Dah 3 Kali Dah Macam Nih! Kalau Kali Ke-4 Macam Mana?

Fina Sophie said...

awww.. ur molly mcm my cats dkt rumah. can u imagine? smua 12 ekor dgn warna yang sama, dgn saiz yang berbeza T_T

about kucing yg berak tak kena tmpt ni, i dunno la since kucing2 ni kami tak biar masuk dlm rumah.

sorry tak membantu langsung. ahah.

Lina Rahim said...

I loathe cats, because of their shit. I love cats, because they are cute..

el said...

pinjam boleh :)

Amirrah Zawani said...

omg.. molly so cute..
u kurung dia lam toilet..
kurung lama-lama..
biar dia berak kat situ..
nti lama2 dia faham la..

Zura said...

selalu bercakap ngan dia..borak mcm kite berborak ngan orang

syazryn sabry said...

korang amik lidi then ukur dia punya ekor..pastu campak lidi yang dah ukur tu kat lubang toilet korang..nanti dia akan berhadas besar dekat situ..
dulu aku ada kucing and teknik ni berhasil..
selamat mencuba!

Ery Farieha said...

tak pernah pon ajar kucing berak dalam toilet
sbb mereka dibiarkan di luar je pon

hehehehe

Pinky Pixie said...

cutenya!
xpernah ade kucink. xtahu la cne nk train dy.. hihi

|arieza| said...

ala kata baik.. biar je la molly shit under the tv cabinet hehehe :p

~~Ciklinn~~ said...

ciklinn suka tgok kucingg jerkk tapi takoot kucing.. so tak tau camne nak ajo dia.. huhuhu

Fatin Aliyya said...

ahaha.comel jek tjk cm title movie ' jow to train a dragon':)

cewah, mithalinya ko...bags.tp ak x bela kucing.ak cuma dpt bg skongn mol kt ko.jdlah bapa kucing(abu hurairah) yg baik.n bnykkn bersbr.

renung2kn n slmt beramal.:)

Anne Boleyn said...

dunno lerrr. hehe. cuz i x pernah bela kucing. yep i dak UM. amek bisnes. u UM gak ek? mek kos pe?

Wanie-san said...

org dulu2 ckp..kucing berak merata22..ko ketuk kepala die kat najis die tu..hehehe pastu ajar g toilet...:P

hafidzah hafidz said...

kawaiiiiii!!!~ hehe..suke meow meow~

enyheartsdiamond said...

i tak pernah bela kucing.. tp i suka kucing esp yg gemok2 n gebu2.. btw, molly sgt comel.. namanya pon sweet <3

Izyan Darling said...

sooooooooooooo cuuuuuteeeeeee!!! bawak balik weh!!!

zaidharis said...

molly mandi setiap hari ok =p

misz benida said...

aku xmnat kucing.
boleh ajarkan aku cra nk mnjinakkan mnusia yg brelar lelaki spya dgr kate mnusia yg brgelar pompuan.??

itu shja prmntaan sy yg ARIFF.

Wawa~* said...

alamak, sorry sbb mmg x dapek nak nolong bab ni... x penah ada cat, huhu.. tp kalau nk ajar org kata jentik tlinga ke apa tah.. x ingt lak :P

comel laaaaa... kucing tu. hehe

kata kila said...

kila kan, kurung kucing kila dalam toilet.biar smpai die berakkencing sume dalma tu.biar die bau sebati dulu.baru lepas

J. Love said...

it would be good if u can invest on a small cage for her where you can put its litter box (with the sand and all). at night, before u go to sleep, or before u go to work, u can put her in the cage, with enough food and drinks of course, so she'd get used to shit and pee in it.

so when you let her out and play around, have another litter box outside as well. when she's used to do her business in the litter box, that's what she looks for when she wants to shit.

at least, that's what we always do whenever we bring in new cats in the house.

but ur case is that, she's used to shit under the cabinet. so there's challenge. just get the cage and the litter box. she'd be alright.

Arief Arf said...

zara,
tapir? nice name.
no i dont have litter box.
its a bachelor pad, so, newspapers will do.
hahaha
thanx a lot for the advice!

chris,
didn't u know about the flying cats?
hahah

ted,
really?
nice idea.
thanx.

nurulfaridah,
cute gile kann

hans,
tak mampu laa

fina,
12 ekor??
tapi satu pun tak duduk rumah?
wow.

lina,
yeah, love them or hate them,
they're still cute huh?

el,
tak boleh!!!

Arief Arf said...

amirrah zawani,
penah try kurung.
tapi tak sampai hati la tinggal kan die lame2.
die menjerit2.
haha

zura,
wah, dah macam dr dolittle dah

syaz,
macam merepek je?

ery,
kalau kat luar lagi senang kan.
haha

pinky pixie,
try la bela satu.
ahahaha

arieza,
baik memang baik,
mane boleh tahan bau beb!

ciklinn,
tengok je? tapi takut?
hahaha

fatin aliyya,
how to train molly.
haha
yeah, bapa kucing!

anne boleyn,
try la bela sekor.
im taking comp science.

Arief Arf said...

wanie san,
ketuk kepala?
cam kesian je.
bukan die belajar pun
haha

hafidzah hafiz,
kawaaiiiiii

enyheartsdiamond,
sape tak suke kucing gemuk!
haha comel kan molly

izyan,
tak mauuuu

zaidharis,
ko mandi kan la. jangan malas

misz benida,
menjinakkan lelaki? owh, yang arif tidak dpt membantu.
kalau nak jinakkan perempuan tahu lah.
ahahahhahaha

wawa,
jentik telinga?
cam tak efektif je

kata kila,
kesian la die jerit2 dalam toilet.
sejuk, basah.
tak sampai hati.
hohoho

j love,
cage? thats out of the budget.
maybe the litter box would do i guess.

azureEn said...

aah.. cute cat.. :)


how is she doing now..? still shitting under the tv cabinet ke..? haha ;D

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