Saturday, October 31, 2009

Holy Shit!

Picture this situation...

You are sleeping. Very soundly, very comfortably.
The weather's just nice. Cold and rainy.
You don't feel like waking up, because you are so freaking lazy.

But then, a sudden rumble in your tummy forces you to wake up.
You have no choice.
You had to wake up.

So, you went to the toilet.
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, or so they say.

The toilet that you went to has 4 stalls.

The first stall has faulty doors, which means you can't lock it. You can't even close it tight.
The second stall has no water. No hose. No flush.
The fourth stall was occupied.

That leaves us with stall number three..

But then,
you see this.....

Would you like to try the caramel macchiato with some added chocolate flakes?

WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!
Come on, gimme a break!

To the person who fucking made that shit, i curse you and your family, and i damn you to hell!

The fucking flush is working well. There's no fucking reason for you to leave it just like that.
NO bloody reason. At all.
And even if the flush is not working, the very least you could do is to wash it away.
Damn, is that so hard?

So, back to the situation.
What would you do if you were in that position?

  1. Do nothing.
  2. Scream, and shit in your pants.
  3. Go back to sleep.
  4. Wait for the fourth stall.
  5. Find another toilet somewhere else.
  6. Clean up the mess.
  7. Snap a pic and blog about it.


Anonymous said...

a very good way in making me wanna puke...nice!

Yern Ain said...


I know you did 7 aren't you? sempat lagi tu. haha.

I will go for 4 or 5.
sanggup la tunggu sampai berpeluh2. lol.


aisyaazman said...

i boleh terima kalau ada tahi timbul tapi kalau dah macam ni
it splattered all over the place!

diorang tak malu ke orang lain tengok najis diorang bertaburan gitu?

and yet you still have the guts to take a picture of it?!

kalau i da berambus da

kata orang tua kalau nak tau siapa dalangnya, bakar tahi tu, nanti punggung si celaka tu panas :P

chris_lim said...

SHIT! Wat a timing to read ur post. I'm eating black pepper chicken bun. Now've I got to put it down, comment your post, and wait til I find my appetite again.

Arief Arf said...

go on and puke hahaha

yern ain,
yeah, 7, then 3.

id rather kick the ass of the person rather than burning his shit!

ooohhh.. nice,
that would make the bun more tasty i guess?

azuan said...

woi...siot.. hilang selera aku nak makan


Ayeen said...

god. nasty gila! hahahahaha

option 2 mcm sial.

option 6 cam tak mungkin berlaku especially for you. wahahah.

i'll go for option 5 kot. wahaha.

.ib. said...

huhu... ako ade satu kesah... tp xseram sgt mcm lu bro~~~! hehe... silakan...

Arief Arf said...

haha thats the intention!

haha sanggup tuu

nice one!

Gnet said...

"caramel macchiato with some added chocolate flakes"

urm can i have green tea frap w/out whipped cream instead?

whenever i want to start dieting(if that ever happens), i can just go here and look at the picture :D

Arief Arf said...

then you should come here more often!

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