Kelkatu

Kelkatu.
What is kelkatu?
It's a bug, a very very annoying bug.
And the worse part is, i don't know what's kelkatu in English.
Firefly? Dragonfly? Moths?

Swarm

Whatever it is, these annoying creatures likes to swarm sources of light.
Whenever there's a bright and warm source of light, there will be a lot of kelkatus.
Especially now during the rainy season.

Why is it annoying?
First, it comes in huge groups.
Second, it likes to gather around lights, and even laptops.
Third, the probability of you stepping/squishing on it is very high.

And most importantly, it has a really short life span.
Which means, there will be a lot of dead kelkatus all over the place.
Damn it, it's a bane. The wings are everywhere, and you'll eventually step onto its crunchy body.
Nice.

Hyperactive tak bertempat

And what's more irritating is the fact that Molly gets hyperactive when these kelkatus are around.
You know, play play catch catch munch munch.
Now who the hell is going to clean up all the mess mess?

Jangan nak buat comel-comel di situ

The only way to prevent them is of course to turn off the lights. But then again, this is stupid.
Since i can't find a way to get rid of these kelkatus, the only thing i can do is to prevent its dead bodies from being scattered all over the place.
I took a big bowl of water and put it under the main source of light, and hoped for the kelkatus to fall inside.

The result?
Not that encouraging of course.

Mehhh

Is there any way to get rid of these things easily? Or better, is there any way to prevent them from coming at all?
And by the way, what's kelkatu in English anyway?

How to Train A Cat

This is actually a question,
not a tutorial, a guide or a how-to.

So, how do you train a cat?

You see,
me and my housemates recently adopted a cat a few days ago.
A stray kitten actually (the word 'adopted' sounds much more noble).

Her name is Molly.

Molly is a kitten, about a month old i guess.
And Molly is a she.

My friend picked it up as it was alone by the streets.
Poor thing.

Comel tak comel tak comel tak comel takkk??

Since me and the other housemates are noble and kind humanbeings,
we decided to accept Molly into the family.
Well, who doesn't like to play with a kitten?

And the friend who took Molly in is responsible for cleaning up Molly's shit and all.
Heck, Molly even has her bath daily.
hohoho

Being the only female in the house, Molly sure does get a lot of attention.
Her meows are cute, and she's a bundle of energy.
When she's hungry, oh boy, she sure knows how to ask for food.
She would even nibble at your toes to demand attention!

But Molly's bad habit is..
she likes to shit under the TV cabinet.

So, since there are so many cat lovers and cat persons out there,
how do i train a cat to do specific stuffs?
Unlike a dog, cats are much harder to train, yes?
And specifically, how do I train Molly to shit in the toilet?