Serbuk Perangsang Seks

This is nothing new, really. There's just too many ways and substances that can be used to spike drinks for date rape and all that shit.

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KUALA TERENGGANU: Caranya mudah. Cuma koyak, campurkan ke dalam minuman dan kacau hingga sebati, namun kesannya amat berbahaya kerana ia dikatakan mampu meningkatkan nafsu seks wanita secara mendadak hingga memudahkan mereka menjadi mangsa rogol.Bungkusan serbuk perangsang seks yang berharga RM15 hingga RM50 sebungkus itu kini sering digunakan lelaki hidung belang sekitar bandar ini untuk memerangkap wanita yang baru dikenali hingga ke bilik tidur.

Now, that's cheap eh? RM15-RM50?
I bet that a lot of people would be more than willing to pay more for this shit.

Malaysians are so obsessed with 3-in-1's i guess. That's why somebody invented this.
Western culture prefer the ol'skool method, Rohypnol, or better known as roofies.
And then there's also the Spanish Fly.

Menurutnya, biarpun belum menerima laporan kes khususnya rogol yang menggunakan bahan perangsang seks terbabit, polis tidak menolak kemungkinan kejadian seperti itu boleh berlaku.

Now the thing is, isn't this indirect marketing? Promoting this shit indirectly?
Of course it's good that they give out this info and all, but you know lah kan, Malaysians are very genius and all very business-minded.
It's a matter of time before this shit comes to KL, if not already.

This thing halal or not?

And i wonder how many of those 'confiscated' stuffs are really really confiscated.
Mesti ada kebas satu dua karton jugak kan buat personal use? 

Now, since most of my readers are females *coughs*, i would like to just ask you to be careful, and do take care of yourself. Please do not become a victim of this thing. Be alert, and keep your drinks to yourself, and don't simply take food and drinks from strangers.

Real men don't need substances to attract girl(s). Real men use their own charm.

Sexually Attacked by Pondans!

This is a really weird and funny shit.

KUCHING: A student lodged a police report yesterday claiming that he was sexually assaulted and robbed by three transvestites while on his way to school.
The 18-year-old claimed he was walking past a row of food stalls towards a bus stop along Jalan Haji Taha around 6am when the transvestites suddenly appeared and grabbed hold of him.
The trio then forced the student to a secluded area near a row of shop houses, where they were said to have performed fellatio on him before relieving him of RM10.

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Basically, an 18-year old guy was sexually assaulted by three (3) pondans in Kuching, and they robbed him RM10.
To put in a more logical light, the guy basically got himself a blowjob from three pondans at the cost of RM10.

RM10

How the fuck could this happen? How could a guy be err.. raped by pondans?
Okay, some pondans are really strong, but then again, this shit won't happen if you don't want to.
I'm not sure if the guy actually enjoyed it or not. LOL

I think the guy is just sore with the fact that the service was not good and he had to pay RM10 to those pondans. So, he's embarassed and so he made a police report.
Whatever it is, this is a bloody hilarious news.

This, is/was a man. Serious.

I've been to Kuching once and yes i saw some pondans and some hot chicks (i'm not sure of the authenticity though), but then again, i think there's nothing to be afraid of.
Those 'things' are only hostile if provoked, or unless you are a really really hot guy.
Err..

Zaman sekarang ni lelaki pun dah tak selamat jalan sorang-sorang yo!

Happy International Women's Day

Selamat Hari Wanita to all my readers, especially my female readers. If you are a male and you wish to be wished as well, ok, selamat hari wanita to you too.

Well, today is the 100th anniversary of this day, it was launched after Clara Zetkin, the Leader of the 'Women's Office' for the Social Democratic Party in Germany, proposed the idea. Now that's a history lesson for you. German women are not that bad after all huh?
General Knowledge +1


So, i don't know what's so special about this day actually. Appreciate women more today? I appreciate all the women in the world every single second of my life. heheh

Who wouldn't appreciate THIS???

I wonder if this day will be haram too in a few years time. It's not impossible. Who knows, we are celebrating some shit that's not supposed to be celebrated? 
Remember Valentine's, anyone? hahaha who cares.

Perempuan memang suka macam ni kan?

Whatever it is, men needs women. That's the fact. And vice versa actually. Even if all women have this retarded way of thinking and rationalizing, we men still love them for who they are. We all came into this world via a woman too.

A woman's head is always influenced by heart; but a man's heart by his head(s).
There's just so many quotes about a woman. Like man have the will, but woman has her way. And i'm sure you've heard of behind every successful man is a woman. heh.
And who the fuck would argue that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned? I certainly admit to that.
Never ever generalize women because to generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.

Yes, women can be annoying at times with all the constant nagging. Yes, they are always complaining, they always have mood swings and they want all the things in the world. They suck at driving and suck even more at parking. Please don't get me started on shoes and shopping. 
Shit i can go on and on and on about women, but then again, this is why we men love them!

So, whatever it is, always appreciate all the women in your life. Your mum, your sister, your girlfriend(s), your wife(ves), every single women in this world. And most importantly, RESPECT!


Here's a toast to all the women in this world!


Happy Women's Day!

Selena Gomez PUNCHED by a Justin Bieber Fan

With the news of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez dating lately, it has sparked a lot of comments, criticisms and what not.
I'm not a fan of both, hell no, it's just that i find it amusing.

Kids nowadays

Pictures of them dating, kissing and all have been circulating around.
So, typical Bieberfags or Beliebers, are very protective of their young princessprince.

Sad Girls

What better way to show your love for your idol than punching the face of the girl dating your hero?
The pic shows that Selena Gomez is trying to cover up her fat lip.
Nice.

Why are the girls crying?

But some websites reported that it was just a rumour. She wasn't punched.
But why is she covering up her mouth then?
Maybe Bieber is a bad kisser. I don't know.

Selena is not proud of her girlfriend's actions

Whatever it is, Bieber is mad yoo. LOL

To the fan who punched Selena Gomez, you are stupid as hell.
Why?

Because you punched the wrong girl.

Who Says Guys Don't Shop Till They Drop?

The response from my previous post regarding the shopping mentality was quite a surprise, i must say.
I thought that most of my female readers would surely disagree, but hey,
looks like my observation is true enough huh?

It's easy to get a woman's attention, especially during the sale season.
Other than the number before the % and the initial price,
women are also driven by brands.

Come on lah, i've worked in the retail industry before.
So i know their strategies.
No rocket-science involved.

Okay, okay.
Of course, it is not entirely true either.
Not all women are like that.
But that's what the majority says, and does.
So, case closed.

True, nothing but true.

Still in the topic of shopping and sales,
i would like to share with you about something called
The Boxing Day Sales.

I'm sure that a lot of you knew about Boxing Day, right?
It's the day after Christmas... which means 26th of December, genius.
Just Google the word Boxing Day for more info, ok?

So, what's so special?

Well, the sales of course. Everything will be cheap, CHEAP, cheap!
But sadly, Malaysia does not really have this Boxing Day celebration thingy.
Well, kind of.
But at least there's the Year End Sale (YES) right?

I'll be going for my vacation in some parts of Europe in a few days time,
and yeah, come Boxing Day,
i will be in the thick of the action,
yup, London here i come again and again and again!

Why shop in Malaysia when you can shop in the shopping capital of the world?
Why buy things that are common here when you can buy something rare and hard to find?
muahahaha

But there's just too many things that i wanna buy that i don't even know where to start.
Wait, do i even have the money?
Damn.
Looks like i need to pinjam some duit from ah long! hehehe

Now, who says guys don't shop till they drop?
X)

P/S: Nak kirim/pesan anything? hahaha

The Shopping Mentality

It's that time of the year again.
Nope, not the end of the year, not quite.
It's the year end sale.

Looks like everybody is in a shopping mood.
Not only the females, but the males, too, like to shop.
They, too, like to spend and splurge.

But from my point of view, i think that guys and girls have a different way,
or mentality,
when it comes to shopping.

Take a look at the picture.
It says,
Up to 70% off!

Of course, it is appealing, tempting, and just plain exciting, right?
 When looking at the picture, the females would most probably say,
OMG, it's 70%! So cheap! Let's go and buy!

While their male counterparts would most probably get just as excited, they would, however, think first,
Hmm.. 70%? So how much that's gonna be?

Do you agree with me?

Through my observations and research (ahem),
i have made some conclusions.

I see that women don't really mind about the final price.
To them, the initial price and the number before the % is more important.
For example,

OMG i just bought this shoes, only RM240!!
What?? That's expensive!
The 'before price' was RM800! 70% discount!! Huh!
But still, RM240 is a lot for that kind of shit.
But it's 70%!
Well, i certainly think that's a huge waste.
But it's 70%!

That's the typical female.
For men, however,
it's the final price that matters.

So, how much is this?
It's RM240, sir.
What? RM240?? No way.
But the original price is RM800, sir. 70% off sir!
I don't give a fuck. It's still expensive.

See the difference?
Agree?
Ever been in any of the two situations above?

The conclusion is, men use their brain when it comes to shopping and money.
Women just fucking don't.

(ahhh i can hear a lot of disgruntled readers already)