The Infested Tea

Drinking a hot cup of tea during this rainy season is a nice way to warm up your body.
And drinking tea while studying keeps you alert, and can stimulate the brain.
But it is also known that tea can dehydrate you faster. Right?

So, i made myself a cup of tea.
Cameron Valley Lemon Flavoured Tea, to be precise.
Not bad.

But since i was too busy studying, i drank only half of it.
After i finished studying, and when i wanted to finish it, my tea looks infested with stuffs.
Take a look.

Specimen A

Now, there are many particles in there.
I wonder how these things got into my tea.
And sorry for the picture quality. I don't do DSLRs.
Let's look at it one by one.

Ashes
These ashes may come from something burning in my room, for example, paper, or even tobacco. Hmm.. Maybe there were people smoking nearby, and the ashes got inside.

Hair
Don't ask me what hair that is. I don't want to know. But i can tell you that it is not curly.

Ants
There are about 8 ants inside my tea. For your information, i didn't put that much sugar inside. Not because i'm a health freak, but i'm running out of sugar. Wait. The sugar isn't even mine. Ants are bad for you and your brain. The old folks would always say,

Jangan makan semut. Bila cukup 44 semut nanti jadi pelupa/bodoh.
(Don't eat the ants. If you eat 44 of them, you'll become forgetful/stupid)

Although it may seem illogical, and there's no proof, it's quite right actually.
I may have eaten around 44000 ants in my lifetime. So, you do the math.

Stapler bullet
Now this is stupid.
Where the hell did THAT come from?
I for sure do not have a stapler, nor a stapler bullet. And i haven't been using one for a long time.
Or did the wind blew it inside? No way right.

My friend's explanation was even better.

Kau kena santau la tu. Dah macam cerita Long Khong dah. 
Lepas ni kau muntah ubat stapler la..

HAHAHAHAHA