Thursday, November 19, 2009

The Infested Tea

Drinking a hot cup of tea during this rainy season is a nice way to warm up your body.
And drinking tea while studying keeps you alert, and can stimulate the brain.
But it is also known that tea can dehydrate you faster. Right?

So, i made myself a cup of tea.
Cameron Valley Lemon Flavoured Tea, to be precise.
Not bad.

But since i was too busy studying, i drank only half of it.
After i finished studying, and when i wanted to finish it, my tea looks infested with stuffs.
Take a look.


Specimen A

Now, there are many particles in there.
I wonder how these things got into my tea.
And sorry for the picture quality. I don't do DSLRs.
Let's look at it one by one.

Ashes
These ashes may come from something burning in my room, for example, paper, or even tobacco. Hmm.. Maybe there were people smoking nearby, and the ashes got inside.

Hair
Don't ask me what hair that is. I don't want to know. But i can tell you that it is not curly.

Ants
There are about 8 ants inside my tea. For your information, i didn't put that much sugar inside. Not because i'm a health freak, but i'm running out of sugar. Wait. The sugar isn't even mine. Ants are bad for you and your brain. The old folks would always say,

Jangan makan semut. Bila cukup 44 semut nanti jadi pelupa/bodoh.
(Don't eat the ants. If you eat 44 of them, you'll become forgetful/stupid)


Although it may seem illogical, and there's no proof, it's quite right actually.
I may have eaten around 44000 ants in my lifetime. So, you do the math.

Stapler bullet
Now this is stupid.
Where the hell did THAT come from?
I for sure do not have a stapler, nor a stapler bullet. And i haven't been using one for a long time.
Or did the wind blew it inside? No way right.

My friend's explanation was even better.

Kau kena santau la tu. Dah macam cerita Long Khong dah. 

Lepas ni kau muntah ubat stapler la..

HAHAHAHAHA


16 comments:

Zura said...

buat teh tarik lg sedap..tp teh cameron strawberry sedap...bau dia yg buat sedap...heheh

YobSumo said...

hahhahaha kena santau!


Ants nowadays so bad lah. Even the plain water w/o sugar also can attract them.

iyllienaz said...

teringat 1 tyme tu, ada semut masuk dlm air minum..tibe2 terus terkeluar camni,"bodoh la semut ni masuk dlm air..patutla sape makan semut jadi bodoh.."
haha..my friends smua gelak sakan bile dgr..

Mr.Clive said...

pe lahhh nak jadi ngan ko ni....haishhhhh

Mr.Clive said...

i LOVE tea! yay!

Mr.Clive said...

lawatlah blog aku ok geng sume! :D

Arief Arf said...

zura,
teh strawberry memang sedap!

yobsumo,
tulah. skang ni semut dah maju.
ade sensor.

iylienaz,
haha.. tu la. sebab semut semua orang jadi bodoh..
hahah

clive,
no spam pls!

Mr.Clive said...

woi!mane de spam ni.hahaha

Kembali Berlari said...

Masa aku kecik2 dulu ak pernah argue dengan Tok wan aku pasal menda neyh...

Tok Wan aku kata: Semut ni kotor, merata tempat dia jalan bukannya reti pakai kasut pon

Pas baca entry ni trus aku bncuh air teh hahaha

i'msosupernotcool said...

don tell me u just go on n drinkk it..
haha..
yuckss...

btw thx for dropin at my blog..
wat a nice blog u got..
n the most intresting is the red gun crest..
luv themm...
haha...

hans said...

owh,aku termakan semut hari waktu bila entah tapi waktu tu aku rasa tetiba aku pandai..
so aku mempertikaikan fakta makan semut leh jadi bodoh
hahahaha
apa2pun teh tu nampak sedap

Mr.Clive said...

arip,orang dah mula tertarik ngan teh pasni.perlu bayar ko ar sbb promote teh
hahahah

FirdHaikaL CHinta ilLahi said...

aku tak suka cemut dlam air lorr....tak suka....suka teh strawberi gak..

pakcik kordi said...

aiks..cm kena longkong la tuh!kahk hak ha!!!haha....buat ayer lain ye waks?=)

Arief Arf said...

mr. clive,
mr. spam. haha

kembali berlari,
wah tak sangka aku telah menaikkan indrustri teh negara. bagus2. minumlah teh.

imsosupernotcool,
of course i threw it away immediately!
haha

hans,
teh tu memang sedap, lagi2 dgn perisa tambahan

firdhaikal,
haha taktaw plak kalau ade orang yg suke teh+semut.
haha

pakcik kordi,
tu la. tepakse buang. nak buat baru malas plak..
hahahaha

Abdull Khair Kamaruddin said...

Ko agak2 sape santau ko?

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