Saturday, November 28, 2009

The Sejadah Story

What??
A story about a sejadah (praying mat)?

Yes. You are not in the wrong blog.
Your eyes are not playing a trick on you.
But this is not really a holy-holy post though, haha.

Since it is Raya, it is common for cousins to come to your house and all.
And of course, as a Muslim, we need to perform our prayers five times a day,
no matter where no matter what (ahem).

So, it's Maghrib, and some of the cousins need a sejadah to pray.
I was too busy in the kitchen (ahem again) that time.

Dad came to me and said,

"Pinjam sejadah satu. Tak cukup satu je."

"Oh, okay."

So i went to my room to look for take the sejadah.
And dad followed me into my room.
Damn.

"Err.. kat mane pulak ni eh.."

I looked everywhere.
But it was nowhere to be found.
Damn damn damn.


"Aih, takkan la sejadah sendiri pun tak tau kat mane letak."

Shit, i thought to myself.

*pretends to be busy looking*

Then dad gave me the 'don't-fuck-with-me' face.

"Entah la. Tak tau la kat mane. Bibik pergi basuh kot.
Baru balik cuti kan, barang tak kemas lagi la."

That's the best reason i could give.
Damn.

"Ha elok la tu. Tak sembahyang berapa bulan dah?"

And he left.

*still pretending to be busy looking*

-------------------------------------------

Oh damn.
So, i told my sis about what had happened.
She said,

"Tu la. Padan muka. Lain kali always standby la satu letak kat tepi. Hahahahah"

Ish ish ish..
Astaghfirullahalazim.


36 comments:

sya mansor said...

luckily sebagai perempuan ada excuse.
but ramai yg misuse dat excuse. agak2 la...

YobSumo said...

ah mai gad...

astagfirullahhalazim.

berapa tahun dah ni? (saja2 buat cerita lagi lebat)

aku pun kadang2 miss jugak tapi tak pernah kantoi mcm lu lah :p

Mr.Clive said...

Roll out! hoho

misz benida said...

ishhh ishh ish...

Arief Arf said...

sya,
errkkk...

yob,
ala. ko pun same gak kan. hahahah
tu ah, aku kantoi busuk punyaaa

mr.clive,
mcm xbiasa plak kan?
hahaha

misz benida,
ish ish ishhhhhh

nurul syazana said...

haha hebat!
sgguh jujur ngaku kt blog
rasa nk brubah x pasni?
hehe

btw, nice blog
will link u

ellenyna said...

LOL. -___- tu la. lainkali prepare for double.

Budak Kuning said...

bro. lupa letak sejadah tape lagik..jgn lupa arah kiblat dah lea he3 :p

cik farra said...

hehe , tape2 anggap la sbg satu iktibar .

natra md.nor said...

haha brani mati dowhh confession!
xpe2, slagi ko sdar, pintu taubat msh terbuka!

zahidahzin said...

hahaha kantoi! Now everyone knows u missed ur prayers ALOT...

Arief Arf said...

nurul syazana,
iya saya jujur. hohoh
thx for linking. linked u back!

ellenyna,
tu la..
lesson learned.

budak kuning,
hoisshhhhh..
ade pengalaman ke bro?
hahaha

cik farra,
yes. baikkkk

nat,
baiklah ustazah!

zahidahzin,
mane ade.. memandai jer..
speaking for urself perhaps?
hahahahahha
X)

FirdHaikaL CHinta ilLahi said...

oh my gucci...

selamba lah kena attack ngn ayah macamtu...fird pown penah kena tapi dgn uncle...dia dtg umah...tumpang sembahyang bilik fird...dan mintak pinjam kain pelikat...

memang tak suka pakai kain pelikat...then dia smash cakap tak penah solat ke?kain pelikat pown tak de...

tapi uncle tu kena smash balik....dengan seluar tak boleh solat ke...dengan muka senyum kuar dri bilik guew...heheheh...tu uncle, boleh melawan la kan...heheheheh

clive said...

tu gune nyer wat new yer resolution...lol

Syazlina Musa said...

haaa kan dah! nxt time standby kan sejadah kt mana2 yee:)

sara said...

wahhh...bak mai pinjam sejadah satuuuu....

hans said...

hahaha
entry paling jujur aku pernah baca
haha
pasnih rajin2 solat noh
aku pun malas kata orang
adoi

I n n z said...

baek punye kene
perghh ~ berbisaa ;p

Arief Arf said...

fird,
oh my dior! hahaha
uncle ok lagi.. lagipun kain pelikat je..
ni sejadah..
kantoi baek punya..
hahaha

clive,
ok ok, aku masuk dlm resolution aku..
hhohohoho

syazlina musa,
haa.. taw xpe.
pasni memang begantung2 la sejadah kat bilik..
haha

sara,
nak pinjam?
jap cari dulu jap ehh..
X)

hans,
haa.. ada geng!
heheheheh

innz,
haha taw xpe...
pedas jer..

iyllienaz said...

ni betol kantoi busuk..adoi..aku mcm pernah nmpk tulisan ni td masa aku ondaway blk s.alam.."sembahyanglah kamu sebelum kamu disembahyangkan"..pringatan buat smua n diri sndiri..

NanaJohn said...

arief,

its better than anyone else wants ur sejadah..mesti lagi malukan?

kalau bapa sendiri okeyla jugak;)

Liyana said...

astagfirullah... speechless..masih ada masa untuk menunaikannya, berusaha ye..=)

Just_najmiE said...

wow....... I'm lost of words..

but thanks for dropping by my blog.. I clicked ur nuff.. (^^,)

leadleedeea said...

hey...nobody's perfect rite? kita sama2 berusaha untuk jadi lebih baik..ok?

lieya orange M.I. said...

...1sr time visit here...=D
...very nice blog...

...kes dah kantoi ngan abah la ni eih...=p

hans said...

tak ada makna geng benda2 cam nih
hahaha

Arief Arf said...

iylienaz,
yep.. satu peringatan buat kita semua..
muahaha

nanajohn,
err.. yeke..
i guess its just as bad?
haha

liyana,
baiklah..
X)

just najmie,
thanx, will click urs too!

leadleedea,
err yeah!
marilah kita berusaha!

lieya orange,
hahaha ye ah tu...
haha

hans,
ala, kire geng la jugak..
hohoho

Hananeechan said...

haha. best gak kena perli ngn ayah skali skala kan? kan? :D lmao

suggested answer : eyh, tadi ada kat atas ni..sape amik?? :p

Rowena Chasez said...

ishhhh3...
lain kali cover2 laa ckit..
huhuu~

i'msosupernotcool said...

haha.. kantoi..
nice one..
lol..

Zura said...

nasib x kena rotan...hehehe..

Arief Arf said...

hana,
wah.. expert lah anda!
mesti byk pengalaman ni kan?
tapi malangnya suggested answer ko tu dah terlambat..
haha

rowena chasez,
nak cover cane..
xsempat..
haha

imsosupernotcool,
im sure uve been thru something like this rite?
hahahah

zura,
ishh.. nasib nasibb..
heheh

chah~ said...

haha.. jujur2.. bagus2.. haha..

Lizz said...

muahaha. aku dah selalu kene. tapi, makin dewasa nanti..terbuka juga hati. pelan-pelan kayuh. aku dulu lagi teruk dr kamu. manusia bley berubah if mau.
good luck!

Ieda the Rainbow Princess said...

Erkkk!?Okey la..from now on mari lah kita rajin2kan diri solat ye.. :) Solat kan tiang agama.. :)

syazryn sabry said...

cuba mengucap sket aku nak dengar..kahkah!

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