Wednesday, December 2, 2009

I Don't Listen to Songs Anymore

Sounds emo, huh?
Nah.. i'm not.

But really, i don't really listen to my song collections anymore nowadays.
Especially while surfing the Internet.
Why?

Collections?

Because i just can't.

Almost every blog in this blogosphere has a bloody song player in it.
A widget, a playlist bar, a jukebox, whatever.

I know i know, it's your blog.
Heck, i'm not even asking you to remove it or what.
Who cares if you want to put the whole Lady Gaga album on the player?
I don't care. I don't mind.
Really.

But i suggest, yes, just a suggestion, that you change it-
from autoplay to play-when-clicked.
That makes more sense, doesn't it?

It's not that i'm mad or anything, it's just that i happen to have a huge speaker, with perma-maxed volumes.
So, it would be kinda fucked up when your player plays songs which has some girls moaning and some stupid jackass screaming right at the start.
Or has Satan screaming for blood and souls.

Try this.
MAX out your speaker volume.
Hit the play button.

Please press play, please!












If you followed my instructions carefully, you will say:
WHAT THE FUCK?
Right?


To make things even worse, picture this.
You opened a large number of tabs in your browser.
You opened this blog and that blog and every other blog,
and suddenly,
a mashup of songs occur!

A little bit of Nur Kasih here, some Lady Gaga there, mixed up with Aris Ariwatan, one from Cradle of Filth. Oh, and some Miley Cyrus too.

Argh!
If finding the right tab to close was difficult,
finding the player to hit the pause/stop button is near-impossible.

But fret not my dear friends and readers,
even if you have a very annoying playlist, i don't mind.


That's why the MUTE button was invented.

43 comments:

anisizatyA.J said...

hahaha i totally agree. i cant feckin read if theres a song playing. so most of the time, i just close the page without reading it. :D

Mr.Clive said...

hahahah
sangatlah setuju.
anyway
aku baru sedar ko update blog ko sbb tak keluar kat list doh.still yang "premature" kot.haish...

i'msosupernotcool said...

lucky i dun hv one..
since i hate dat too..

Rowena Chasez said...

laa..
seriously..
huhuu~
so sorry bout dat..
but i wish i can make it play-when-clicked..
i'll change it later..
huu~

nand nasyari said...

hahaha..
seems like its bothering u alot..muahaha..
chill r beb..
sumtimes dorg xtau cane nk set "play-when-clicked" x)

FirdHaikaL CHinta ilLahi said...

KLO LAGU BEST TAKPE..KDNG2 SKIT PULAK TELINGA..NK MEMBCA TPI LAGU YG ADO MNYAKITKAN MATA UNTUK MEMBCA..

♣ haNie ♣ said...

seb baik la kat blog aku xde..
haihh...

natra md.nor said...

hahaha..good point u got there! naseb aku x pnah tpk nk ltak song widget dlm blog.. if kite as the writer rimas ape lg la reader kn..

leadleedeea said...

just click the mute button..haha~!!

but I do agree with u..when all the songs are mixed up, I'll be like, ARRRGGHHHH~!!

harap2 pasnih ramai le yg tak letak lagu dlm blog...pleaseeeee...

yaya said...

haha..tanak tanak..autoplay GAGA jugak!!
haha

mIZz *.* aYNa said...

i hate it too when it happened to me but i just can't bring myself to un-auto play it, i lurve my playlist, hehhhe =P

Ieda the Rainbow Princess said...

Salam..Arief..In my opinion,if the songs playing with low-tone music x annoying kut..Lain lah lagu Cromok,Cradle of Filth,Coffin Cancer ke..maybe it will ruptured ur eardrum,Arief..Hehe..

NUR LAILATUL LAILE ADAWIYAH said...

arief,

nice blog for a men btw.
eh,actually i pun rase yg same gak bile bukak blog bnyk2. Bt then, i xreti nak buat 'played when click"..

anis said...

betul2 .
sangat mengganggu bila ade lagu2 nih.
tp kdg2 lagu yang kuar tu , lagu yang sdp.tapi tu kadang2 la.yang slalu nya , lagu yang wat kan kita rasa tak jadi nak baca blog tu dah.hehee

iyllienaz said...

ohh..i dun have one..so, do come to my blog ya??hehe

sasha* said...

selalu terkena dan terkantoi.bukak blog yg autoplay ni tiba2 je klua lagu time ada bos huhu

chah~ said...

hoho. angkat sepanduk SETUJU!! dulu i wat autoplay song kt my blog. tp tuan blog sendiri yg serabut hotak dengar.. haha.. last2 buang.. sudah tidak serabut lagi.. hehe~

Arief Arf said...

aniszatyAJ,
yeah.. if the song is too annoying,
i cant help but close the tab..
haha

mr clive,
haha..bagus...
tula aku pun pelik ngan update benda tu tak kuar...

imsosupernotcool,
good, we're on the same boat!

rowena,
hey, no need to be sorry!
hahahah
X)


nand nasyari,
yeah it does!
and yes, the problem is that they dont know how..

fird,
haaa...tau xpe..
sakit ati kan?

Arief Arf said...

hanie,
haha.. nasib baik?
kalau ade pun xpe..
hahahaha

nat,
yeah.. rimas!

leadleedea,
yeah, u agree with me?
good!
hopefully so, but very2 doubtful..
haha

yaya,
yeah, u and you ra-ra-ra thingy..
hahahah

mizz ayna,
haha.. ok ok.
i understand..
X)

ieda,
yeah, youre right!
u do know a lot of metal bands huh..
cool!

lailatul adawiyah,
there's an option for autoplay when you first want to customize that thing..
owh, thanx for the compliments though!
X)

anis,
betul jugak..
kadang2 ade gak yang sedap..
tapi jarang sangat2 la..
haha

iylienaz,
oh, i know that.
dont worry, i do, and i will keep on!
haha

sasha,
haa..see?
byk keburukan die kan?
haha

chah,
haha..
confessions yg nak kita dengar..
tuan sendiri punya blog pun tak tahan, ni kan plak org lain kan?
haha
nice one!

iniCIK yASmin said...

totally agree wit u..so annoying 2 listen mix song from others blog..coz i like 2 open many blog at d same tyme..hehehhe

Fina said...

i like it when ada orang dkt blogosphere ni sependapat dengan saya! :D

hans said...

hahaha...
ko layan jer lagu2 tu...
nasib aku tak letak lagu Aku Tak Percaya Cinta by liyana jasmay
kalau tak sah kau muntah darah dengar
haha

nn said...

dah ramai orang cakap pasal benda ni but nobody listens. thats why i ponn suka mute saja masa blogwalking. pening ouh dgar. huhu

ellenyna said...

Sangat setuju. Its annoying bila pegi beberapa blog, semua autoplay and bila mix up terhasillah pancaragam atau lebih kurang agak kelihatan seperti parti thaipusam !

ellenyna said...

me too. MUTE IS THE BEST WAY

Hananeechan said...

hahahah...kenapa sume org setuju ni.
saya BANGKANG.

hahahhaha...

ok, i think, i wrote a similar entry a few years back..dun even remember on which blog thou, coz i had a lot..:D

i always click n open several blogs to read at a time. n u can imagine how it sounds when 'gaga feat linkin park feat rabbani' song is on.. &*&^%$##@@%%

and if the volume happens to be unacceptable, i dunno which button i reach 1st. either mute or close all.:D

Arief Arf said...

inicik yasmin,
yeah.. same here..
kalau malas mute je.. kalau lagi malas tutup terus..
hahaa

fina,
yeah, i like it too!

hans,
ko jangan buat aku muntah ye.
please.
liyana jasmay? geli dohh

nn,
yeah, at the end of the day,
nobody bothers actually.
haha

ellenyna,
parti thaipusam pun lagi best agaknye, lagi merdu!
hahahah
yep, mute is the only option.

hana,
haha.. nak jugak bangkang kan?
ko ade byk blog ke? tataw plak..
ko dah malas nak update pulak tu skang.. haha

Amar Syafiq said...

mesti ko gelabah gile time tu kan. lol

TOTALLY AGREE!

Zuraida said...

jeez, i feel the same way.
so i always leave my volume at "Mute".

*grin*

sya mansor said...

lol~~~

i understand ur pain man. same boat..
haha

Liyana said...

dulu saya letak, then ada blogger tegur saya, terus buang, and tak nak letak lagi sebab saya pun dah rasa gak. bila saya buka lagu dari lptp saya, then bila ke blog orang lain, ada lagu and bertindih2.. adeii, boleh pening pale kan..

setuju dengan awak

Hanida Lavida said...

hahahahahahahaha...

aku sebenarnya dah lama nak removed my song player tu. memang menyemak je.. hahaha..

Budak Kuning said...

thats why i threw out my gadjet from my belog ho3 :D (btolkah english aku neh?hantam sajalaa hu2)

YobSumo said...

I understand how u feel dude!

Having the same problem too.

But until today I didn't hear any "Parti Di Amerika" song at any blog lah. hehe.

hans said...

hahahaha
nasib aku tak letak..
kuikuikui

hans said...

tidor la weihhhhhhhhhh
berjaga apa malam2
hahaha
rajin2 add fb aku

Ieda the Rainbow Princess said...

"u do know a lot of metal bands huh..
cool!"

Dulu gua ada baca zine R.O.T.T.W beb..Ngeh3x..(Hehe..)

mal coppola said...

"A little bit of Nur Kasih here"

lol its true, and i totally agree!

technology said...

visiting to day.....

Arief Arf said...

amar,
hahaha.. agak ar..
cam cibai kan?

zuraida,
good, at least the mute button has something to do huh?
haha

budak kuning,
oh really?
haha cool!

yobsumo,
yeah, because the jay-z song is on!
hahahah

hans,
haha.. bukan ko pun letak gak ke?
hahahahaha

ieda,
oh really? u read rottw?
now thats something!

mal coppola,
yeah, nur kasih seems to be tha bomb!
zzz

technology,
thanx for the visit yo!

MissA said...

nasib baik ada mute button kan??
haha..it makes sense kalau kita buat play when click..
coz ada setengah lagu, bukan semua org boleh terima..
mcm i, tak suka rock kapak..tension giler ar kalau jumpa blog layan lagu cam2..
haha..

Abdull Khair Kamaruddin said...

Aku baru letak satu. Siap buat autoplay pastu letak volume tinggi. Saje nk bagi ko sakit jiwa

|arieza| said...

i so damn agree!!!

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