Monday, May 23, 2011

Malaysia is in the Top 10 of the World

Number 10, to be exact.
In the list of the largest consumer of alcohol.

Mana paling sedap?

Yes, Malaysia, a Muslim country, is the 10th largest alcohol consumer in the world.
News Source

Just stating the facts here, as of 2010, the Chinese make up 26% of the population of Malaysia, and the Indians 7%.
That leaves the Bumiputras with around 65% of the population. Malays make up most of the bumiputras, as we all know (but im not really sure of the exact figure in %).




Naturally, Malays are usually Muslims. Islam.
And muslims cannot drink alcohol. Haram.

34% of the whole population is under the age of 15.
Kids don't drink. Wait, they don't right?




So.. i wonder. How did we make it into the top 10?
It's impossible for less than half of the population of the country (which means minus the Malays and kids) to drink so much to make us number 10.
Then who did it?

Must be [insert race]

Hmm.. i wonder.

I'm so proud of Malaysia. Malaysia boleh!

/sarcasm


19 comments:

MOMOCHAN said...

10th largest alcohol comsumer??
How can it be??
Macam hmm ntah la kan..

Zura Tahir said...

malaysia ni kan prihatin sesgt..

Judiene said...

Yeahhh!
Malaysia boleh!!
Memang gempak ah!
Takpe la tak dapat top 3 pon, at least still dalam top 10 kan.
Fuck!

Anonymous said...

tak tahulah nak cakap aper..kalau tgk kat clubbing tu pengunjung jer ramai yang malay..ermm...

~ NANA ~ said...

say NO to alcohol! kekekekeke

adwafarahin said...

gila?

malu..malu..malu..

kata negara islam? ish x patt!

asfira aminuddin said...

tak mustahil sbb kilang alcohol kat PJ tu besar gilaaa kot! :P

Emilia Emira said...

seriously top ten??qoahh quite amazed kitekan ngara islam..huhu but now no wonder laa kan..anything can happens

Puteri Iqa Izyan said...

top 10??? gile tadek ape yg nk dibanggakan. =.='

fadh leyanie said...

malaysia top 10..gempak..tak gempak sangat..negara islam ni

Encik Psychopath said...

proud to be malaysian. we ranked top 10. honour. haha.

Hans Hanis said...

tahu xper weih
terkejut aku mula2
tapi aku tak terkejut juga sebab malaysia ada kilang arak terbesar di Asia xsilap aku yg dkt shah alam tu...
bapak besar
:-)

Meatball IKEA Halal

Santan Berlada said...

most of muslim
islam pada nama jer...
bukan pada amal...^^

Izyan Masri said...

HAHA.A PREDICTABLE ONE.:D

Coffee Girl said...

Arief, wat do u think Perkasa's comment wud be on this? must be very interesting kan?

enyheartsdiamond said...

must be the pendatang asing! :D

Nor atau Nad said...

bangga bangga
sarcasm -__-"

Nurul EL-Huda said...

heee,
bangga ke dgn kedudukan t0p 10....???

c(:

Ain Zulaikha said...

mmg top 10 sebab kilang arak kat malaysia kat mana tah saya tgk gila besar gedabak.. hehe

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