Monday, November 23, 2009

The Rotten Habit

After packing and unpacking my stuffs, from college to home,
i discovered something.
I have a bad habit.
A very very rotten habit.

I like to keep things.
Papers, bank slips, receipts, cigarette boxes, everything.
Rubbish.
But nothing's rotten bout that.


Wanna go to the sauna?

I tend to keep things, even when it's rotten/spoilt/rosak.
And in this case, it's food.

No, i don't keep nasi lemak or sate or whatever.
Usually, it's things like chocolates, sweets, biscuits, cakes, snacks, jajan, whatever.
They are the victims.

During the Raya season, there's a lot of cakes and kuihs in my house.
So, i brought a tupperware full of Kek Lapis Sarawak to college.
Of course, i couldn't finish it.
So, i kept it away in the cupboard, and totally forgot about it.


E.coli? Check. Fungi? Check. Salmonella? Check.

My sister likes to bake cakes, and everything that she bakes tastes hella good.
But the same thing happens, and in this case, the victim is a Chocolate Marble Cheese Cake.
I brought it to college, eat some, then keep it, and then forget. (err sorry Sis)



Doesn't look like marble to me alright

It's not that i don't want to eat it, it's not that it tastes bad (i wouldn't bring it in the first place then) or anything.
It's just procrastination at its highest level.
Whenever i remembered about it, i would go

"Ahh nanti la makan.. takde mood la."

And so i end up forgetting about the whole thing.
Damn.

Fruits are no exceptions too.
Especially fruits that needs to be peeled off, like pears, apples and such.


I said fruit, not speaker. Focus!

I would always take fruits from the dining hall in my college, and put it in my room.
Just to let it rot, i guess.


Even my friends ask me when am i going to throw THAT rotten pear.
Rather than throwing it straight away, i would say,

"Ala, nanti la.. biar je la dulu.. Sibuk ar kau.."

Once, i collected quite a number of fruits, enough to make a fruit basket and left it all in my friend's room.
One day, monkeys break into his room, and made a mess out of the rotten fruits.
Nice eh?
Sorry bro, my fault. hehe


Dude, where's my balls?


I've learned my lesson, and i i'll try to kick this habit away.
So, as a punishment to myself, i forced myself to come up with a pantun.




Kalau dimakan semua nanti gemuk,
Kalau tak dimakan pulak merajuk,
Kalau disimpan nanti berlapuk,
Hai, susah susah bagi je kat beruk!



28 comments:

♣ haNie ♣ said...

euuwww..
blh buat tmpt ternak cendawan..
silap ari bulan..ngan tuan2 dia skali berkulat..
hehehe XD

ellenyna said...

eee. ape la u ni. -__-
stop your habit right now !

iyllienaz said...

haha..euw..soo bad..membazir xmakan..rugi larr..

Fina said...

lelaki takpe lagi. kalau pmpuan?? hah. oklah saya kena beredar sekarang cuz i have the same bad habit too. gosh @_@ get rid of it, jom!! haha :P

hans said...

habit ko sangat buruk weih
haha
so,dah tahu macam nih..
habiskan jer
xpayah simpan2
metabolisme lelaki lebih bagus dari wanita
so jgn risaukan pasal gemuk

syazryn sabry said...

fav experiment ko time skolah dulu mesti experiment yg kulat dan roti tu kan?praktik smpai skang..yieewww!!

Mr.Clive said...

hahaha
teruskan teruskan usaha anda
barulah style
sem depan ramai yang burthday

hehehe

FirdHaikaL CHinta ilLahi said...

bro, meh sini bagi segala benda yang ko dah ternak dlm bilik tue...biar fird check kat makmal guew....

samada e.coli ke?salmonella ke????

ayo:org ternak haiwan...kamu ternak makanan ye sampai ada makhluk lain ternak sekali...hahahahah

gila koolll...
menampakkan kamu memang tidak SKEMA yang guew sangkakan...

i'msosupernotcool said...

dat so not cool dude..
haha..

dhia nor hashim shah said...

adoi. kenape la simpan sampai camtu skali.
kalau sayang skali p0n kasi awet dlu bole?

Zura said...

sungguh x baik tabiat sebegitu....throw away...

Bubbles...ooo said...

Eeew Arief, jijik leh. Please remember to throw such things away. Moulds aren't good for breathing purposes leh! Keep other things non perishable that is. Your article reminded me of things I keep. Wait...will post them one day. Have a nice day.

Arief Arf said...

hanie,
haha tuan die xkan berkulat..

ellenyna,
try nak stop la ni..
hahaha

iylienaz,
oh then amek la makan..
tak la membazir..haha

fina,
tu la. kena kick the habit!

hans,
mane bleh.. nanti gemuk..
kena jaga gak..
hohoho

Arief Arf said...

syaz,
biasa la.
aku kan budak bio.
hohoh

clive,
betul gak. rugi tak simpan. heheh

fird,
ok, nanti bawak gi lab then uji ok?

imsosupernotcool,
aaa.. i know.. not cool.
haihh

dhia,
malas la nak bli awet plak..
bazir je.. hahah

zura,
yer.. i'll stop!
hehe

bubbles,
haha.. well at least its kept in the container.. so, no problem breathing i guess?
haha

Penjejak said...

Arief, kelakar la sifat mu itu..simpan sampai rotten. Haha. Takpe la,makanan rotten takpe,jangan otak u yg rotten dah la.huh.

Hanida Lavida said...

ang ni mmg suka simpan makanan sampai berumpai yeh? :P

kelik nuffnang 2 ketui..

cik eykameow :) said...

ewwww, HAHA btw..i byk focus kt speaker u tuu... :D ngeeee

zahidahzin said...

eeee busuk ar!

nadirah_nor said...

tu arr kedek ag..;p

YobSumo said...

pergh dan berpantun pantun kau sekarang.

bagus2.

asal tak kasi kat member je, sharing is caring. kalau aku roommate kau, terliur je aku tgk cake2 kau bawak.

|arieza| said...

euww man! u r the dodgy collector! hahaha

sasha* said...

my first impression..euuuwww haha

Arief Arf said...

penjejak,
otak ni masih fresh. jangan risau.
haha

hanida,
ha ah. nak sikit ke?
hahahah

cik eykameow,
tak boleh! hahaha

zahidahzin,
makanan tu je busuk. tuan die tak.
hohoho

nadirah,
mane ade kedek. tak sengaja laa

yob,
offer gak kat member.
tapi dorg sume pemalu kot.
hahaha

arieze,
oh no! hahaha

sasha,
haha fail eh?
haha

hans said...

hahaha
memanglah kena jaga tapi kalau dkt hostel tu selalunya manusia akan jadi kurus jer

Gnet said...

ROFLMAO
you're so gross!!
haha

Izyan Darling said...

membazir chocolate marble cheesecake aku. hnsss~

nurain said...

ok..its awful..

but sumtimes i do the same thing~

Arief Arf said...

hans,
ehhh mane ade..
aku jadi gemuk jugak!
haaha

gnet,
yeah, i know..
haha

izyan,
takpe, buat lagi..
hohoho

nurain,
yeahhh.. who doesn't, right?
hahaha

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